Made in Britain

its strange y know,even to this day at my age,when im shopping with my mother
i still cast a quick glance at the sports mixtures,wine gums,midget gems rack
thinking of my youth when i had teeth
only to be rudelly awakened from my daydream
by my mam saying come on young rogue hurry up and choose we will miss the bus
i sadly leave the supermarket dreaming of days gone by,of jubblys,spangles and joe bazooka gum
then i get another wake up call off mother
i hear her voice seeping into my childhood memories
she says you are one lazy barstard you son
mother has sworn omg for the first time ever
im that shocked

i nearly fall out of the trolley.

i didnt call scep an auld git
even tho he is
we are all getting on a bit these days
look at you,your kentness
you must be nudging 50 now :-

@tinks wrote:

peardrops :-… just the size of them is enough to make you gag

lol yeh right tinksy,pull the other one :roll:

@rusty trawler wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Re the sweets: I find it wierd how you oldies like to eat toffees….how do you manage it with your false teeth? ……………………………………………..runs…hang on a minute…I can just walk you still won’t catch me :lol:

lols heartily @ kenty OAP, puts rocket fuel in her mobility scooter and watches her try to deduce if it’s old age or g-force that’s making her face wrinkly as she hurtles down the old people’s home gangway at 90 mph.

I know someone who actually went to court for speeding on his mobility scooter! Got a fine….although it was one that you can tax and drive in the road…..really funny though when he told us….was hard being sympathetic whilst we were literally fighting our bladder control :lol:

@rogue trader wrote:

awww hi kenty,dunno yet i hit the big 49 in april
50 in 2015
will you come on a picnic with me.

Of course…picnics are very fashionable in JC :lol: