Man of the house!

The husband had just finished reading the book,
‘MAN OF THE HOUSE’.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now
on, I want you

to know that I am the man of this house, and my
word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I’m

finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my
bath so I can relax.

And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s
going to dress me

and comb my hair?”

“The fu**ing funeral director would be my guess.”