Man Rules !

@ironduke wrote:

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. Their not listeners either
FIRST & FOREMOST RULE

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.
YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. Not all women give out about this, I dont.

1. SUNDAY SPORTS, IT’S LIKE THE FULL MOON
OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
LET IT BE. Im still in bed so ok lol

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. ok you got us there but it works :)

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT! Again back to No. 1 – if you’d listen you’ll hear we did ask in a clear manner

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.. Excatly – Almost every question, NOT ALL.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. And empathy is what boyfriends are for

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. yeah that pìsses me off too

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
DON’T ASK US. :lol: :lol:

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE then explain yourself better next time!!!

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE.
NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT , JUST DO IT YOURSELF. Do it right the first time then.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS… ok again I agree with this one too.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE. This one was deffentaly written by a man.
what was he susposed to do, pull over to the nearest iceberg and ask a fùcking seal??

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. Then grow some balls and ask.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED.
WE DO THAT. Do you have to make it so bloody obvious what your at and is it necessary to do it in public

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY “NOTHING,” WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG.
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. Then you’ll pay for it tenfold later :lol:

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR. guess not all men have heard of rhetorical questions!!

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE…. REALLY . Then make sure you complment us everytime.

1. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTORBIKES. Fair point.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. Says who?
1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. No such thing as too many shoes

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! yep thats what budda said :wink:

lol yeah couldnt resist, i was told today that i was in a cheeky mood, but i did agree with you on some of them :D