Married for too long lol

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided

That night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra
and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tallstilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all
night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other nightI met my lover at his office and I
Was wearing the leather outfit,heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’tsay a word, but we had wild sex for
hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the
Night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,
looked at me and said, ‘What’s fordinner, Batman?’