Max this is for you.

@chess wrote:

Can I pull the strips off pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee. OMG this is gonna be so much fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok Chessy, your in charge of the FULL body wax, PATS, you can have the hammer.. and Sunny, I,ve got the perfect job for you. Just in case Chess doesnt quite YANK all the hair out, here,s a pair of these for you…… :twisted:

Now then, what can my job be? hmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

@hermangrrrman! wrote:

AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna get u bat and pluck you a nice new brazilian lol

In ya bloody dreams Max lol. Right, I,ve found the perfect job for me in all this…once Chess has done the FULL body wax, and sunny has plucked out any stray ones, to make sure nuthin grows back, I,ll get this out every week…..PATS, sunny and chess you can have a go when I,ve finished lol. :twisted: :twisted:
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@pats wrote:

:shock: wot is it…………*cleans specs n peers*

I,ts a turbo charged strimmer PATS. Should be fun. :wink: Ok who wants first go? Oh btw is it more painful if the wax strips are hot or cold? I,ve never used such things before. (this job doesnt pay me enough you see, I can only afford cheap bic razors) :wink: :wink: :wink:

Right, Max has still got tootheache, so I,ve found the perfect syringe to inject his poorly tender gums with…PATS would you like to do the honours? :wink:

Now Max you dont have to worry hun, PATS will be very very gentle with you, wont you? and just for you, she,ll get Chess to help her…you know with things like, passing the saw etc. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Now open wide and say ahhhhhhhhhhh Max. :wink: :wink: