My night out :)

What’s an oap?????

well, ma nite oot was last nite, it started off with my aunt n uncle comin over to book my services for a buffet this sat nite for my cousins 21st, so we cracked open a bottle of wine or 2, once I got the taste I was like rite im heidin oot the nite…. went to my local fir the karaoke half plastered already, well what a blast we had ended up at the pole dancing club Tiger Lilys… even scored myself a job,,, its ok folks i aint bearin my flesh just the cleanin contract… lol their mirrors in dire need of attention… what a nite the girls were amazin on the Pole…. I rem briefly gettin hame aboot 3am.. and I think i came online fished as a fart lol and I do rem throwin up fir Scotland big Hueyyyyssss lol suffered this mornin when the wee barra decided to jump fae his cot onto ma heid…!!! that ole sayin never never again…. til nxt sat nite n sun lol

it started off with my aunt n uncle comin over to book my services for a buffet

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Space Cakes :shock: :lol: :wink: