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    One of my staff at work got a turtle as a present from his girlfriend. Part of the deal was that he had to name it, which seems a bit obvious but so far in his excitement he’s come up with nothing. Can the JC community help ?

    suggestions so far are:-

    Tonto
    Jonathan
    (no one has yet suggested Myrtle or Shelly)
    Soup
    Elijah the Prophet
    Muddy
    Schumacher, or anykind of jet plane.
    Steve
    Michaelangelo or Donatello. Or Leolangelo or Raphatello
    Badass Mother McTurtleson
    Salmon or Ella (apparently a very real danger when cleaning tanks)
    Lickityspit
    Mr Nibbles
    Rufus
    Speedy O’Claxton

    I remember a cartoon book from my youth that featured Tooter the turtle (who lived in a shoe box in the woods) and his wise friend, Mr Wizard. Tooter always had a wish to go somewhere or be someone, which Mr Wizard would reluctantly grant with a swipe of his magic wand. When Tooter would inevitably get into trouble, he would yell, “Help me Mr Wizard ! I don’t want to be anymore !” Whereupon the solemn voice of Mr Wizard would incant:

    Drizzle, drazzle, dradle, drone
    Time for this one to come home

    and Tooter would be plucked from his predicament by some kind of spiralling special effects pallaver.

    ……………..anyway can someone help ?

    My cousin had one called Henry. Henry was a girl but no one knew that when he/she was a baby because he/she wasn’t wearing any clothes.

    Please hurry – it may feel unloved and scarper.

    #316874

    Mock

    #316875

    Wax

    Sheldon

    McSnurtle

    :D

    #316876

    Call it “Turn” ….. (as in turn turtle :lol: :lol:)

    #316877

    myrtle

    #316878

    @pats wrote:

    myrtle

    took the words out of my mouth. 8)

    #316879

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    myrtle

    took the words out of my mouth. 8)

    grt minds……………… :D

    #316880

    @pats wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    myrtle

    took the words out of my mouth. 8)

    grt minds……………… :D

    innit though :lol: :wink:

    #316881

    The other one could have said shelley

    #316882

    @minim wrote:

    The other one could have said shelley

    Pet Name Pet Type Name Meaning Gender
    klarc Turtle … Male
    julius Turtle … Male
    sheldon Turtle … Male
    slimey Turtle … Male
    tootles Turtle … Male
    murtle Turtle Slow as nana…… Male
    shelly Turtle Slow…… Female
    apples Turtle Sweet… Either
    shelley Turtle … Female
    luca Turtle … Male
    shelby Turtle None… Female
    bubba Turtle None… Male
    rupurt Turtle None… Male
    mia Turtle Lovely… Female
    xena Turtle Warrior princess… Female
    franklin Turtle Its cute… Male
    mercedis Turtle …………….. Female
    ferarri Turtle …………… Male
    Gamma Turtle Third letter of the … Female
    Fedora Turtle Gift from god… Female
    Elidi Turtle Gift from the sun… Female
    Eirpne Turtle Peace… Female
    Electra Turtle Shining one… Female
    Eileithyia Turtle The goddess of child… Female
    Desdemona Turtle Misery… Female
    Dasha Turtle God’s exhibition… Female
    Daryn Turtle Present or gift… Female
    Delpha Turtle Derived from the cit… Female
    Delia Turtle Visable… Female
    Demetria Turtle Goddess of Agricultu… Female
    Deianira Turtle Ancient mythological… Female
    Delta Turtle Fourth letter in the… Female
    Daria Turtle Luxurious… Female
    Cenobia Turtle Strength of Zeus… Female
    Celosia Turtle On fire… Female
    Celandine Turtle Yellow flower… Female
    Porfirio Turtle Purple stone… Male
    Pontus Turtle God of the sea… Male
    Polynices Turtle Ancient mythological… Male
    Pollux Turtle Crown… Male
    Plato Turtle Broad shouldered… Male
    Pirro Turtle Red hair… Male
    Philo Turtle Loving… Male
    Phillip Turtle Lover of horses… Male
    Philemon Turtle Kiss… Male
    Philander Turtle Loves men… Male
    Phthisis Turtle Wasting… Male
    Phoenix Turtle Immortal… Male
    Orion Turtle Son of fire or light… Male
    Orestes Turtle Mountain… Male

    there you go :wink: :lol:

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