New diseases??

A man and woman got married, and as they were old-fashioned, they had never had sexual relations. On their wedding night, as the man began to get undressed, his twisted and mangled toes came into view, causing his
new bride to gasp.

“Oh,” he said, “I should have told you before now, I contracted Tolio as a child”. “Tolio,” she said, “don’t you mean Polio”? “No,” he said, “look at my toes, I had a severe case of Tolio”. The wife agreed with that.

As he continued to undress, his multi-colored and deformed knees came into view, again causing his new spouse to gasp.

“After the Tolio, I contracted the Kneasles,” the man said. “Kneasles,” his wife replied, “you don’t mean Measles”? “No,” he said, “look at my knees, I had the Kneasles”.

As he continued to undress, taking off his pants, his wife cryed out loud, “Oh my GOD, you caught Small Cox, too”!!!