Nightmare scenarios… please add your own too

The spark had been lost in this guy’s marriage, so he was
> > trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from
> > work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself,
> > “what should I do?” “Oh-I know.”
> > He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife.
> > Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
> > After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
> > climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to
> > brush his teeth.
> > When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there
> > shaving her legs.
> > He exclaimed, “What are you doing in here?!?”
> > She said, “Shhhh!,” pointing at the bed, You’ll wake my mother”
>
> >
> > NIGHTMARE #3
> > One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
> > kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling
> > a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
> > against the wall and smiling, he says to her, “Honey, would you give
> > me a b*** job?”
> > Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
> > “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” He asks grinning at
> > her.
> > “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
> > “Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
> > “No way. It’s just too risky!”
> > “Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”
> > “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
> > “Oh yes you can. Please?”
> > “No, no. I just can’t”
> > “I’m begging you…”
> > Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s
> > sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy
> > voice she says, “Dad says to go ahead and give him a b *** job,
> > or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself
> > and do it But for God’s sake tell him to take his hand off the
> > intercom!”