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    A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
    ‘Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.’
    The lady can’t take this any more, ‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,’ she retorted indignantly.
    ‘In this country. We don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
    ‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man.

    Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘ Mississippi !’

    (10P says you’re gonna read this again!) :lol:

    Have a nice day :D/

    #364539

    Yep I read it twice! :lol:

    #364540

    So did I ffs!!

    Well, it’s only 10p. :roll:

    Do you see how women – like the one on the bus – always jump to conclusions?

    It must be part of their character. :roll:

    #364541

    Must be ………. :roll: :lol:

    saunters off giggling

    Have a nice day :D/

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