Now for Revenge…with the TRUTH!!

Now for the TRUTH

THIS is the male procedure!

Drive up to the cash machine at 60mph,

Pull up with a screech of brakes, ooops! forgot handbrake, nearly rolled back!

Remove finger(or fingers) from nostril.

Search round for missing brain cell.

Insert card in machine, use cell phone to ask wife for the forgotten pin number,(if he can remember her number)!

Give rude gesture to the impatient driver behind him, another male!

Get cash, roll backwards, narrowly missing the car behind, (forgot the hand brake again).

Replace finger in nostril, drive off at 60mph!!

Shirl