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    Tom

    I’m back in form! 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #498060

    @tom wrote:

    I’m back in form! 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Back? Who the hell were you? What was your form? What are you backed to? Are you protecting your Buckingham Palace from forced cucumbers? Is it your round? Should I be fighting you on the Beaches? Building barricades in Cable Street?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #498061

    that’s teh British fascist symbol in the middle of the Union Jack.

    Not illegal.

    Other posts are.

    #498062

    Tom

    @wordsworth60 wrote:

    @tom wrote:

    I’m back in form! 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Back? Who the hell were you? What was your form? What are you backed to? Are you protecting your Buckingham Palace from forced cucumbers? Is it your round? Should I be fighting you on the Beaches? Building barricades in Cable Street?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I was confused, my form was formerly well on form, I’m backed to my former form that was formerly well on form before it was not so on form, bendy bananas and knobbly carrots are more than welcome at Buckingham Palace, and any attempt by the European Union Nazis to blockade Her Majesty’s 1lb of bendy bananas for a £1 will be met with deadly force and no prisoners shall be taken, any POW’s will be rounded up, put up against the wall and executed by my own personal firing squad, the drinks are on me – but the only available drink on offer is traditional English ale, no, but after the ale I shall fight you on the landing grounds, in the fields, and in the hills, and we shall pass!

    #498063

    I’d be more impressed if you could quote prices in pounds, shillings and pence

    #498064

    I thought the phrase was “art form” not arse form…

    #498065

    @jen_jen wrote:

    I thought the phrase was “art form” not arse form…

    :D

    #498066

    Tom

    @jen_jen wrote:

    I thought the phrase was “art form” not arse form…


    Nobody mentioned art or arses.

    If you want me to bum you then fine, I will I suppose, don’t really know you but, I’m a helpful guy that way. I’m not interested in art though. Though I don’t understand where you got the idea I was talking about Van Gough from, never even mentioned him.

    #498067

    Shouldn’t it be ‘on form’ not ‘in form’?

    Your command of colloquial English is suspect; are you Roman? or worse, Norman?

    And you said you shall pass, but if you pass, won’t you have to change forms?

    How shall we secure future generations if there’s so much bumming going on?

    And if you don’t care for art then what of Shakespeare? Turner? Elgar et al (bloody Romans!)

    And who the hell is Van Gough? Is he related to Frank Bough?

    And I hope you include Porter and Stout in your definition of Mead. But what about mead and fine English wines?

    These, and other questions, should be addressed before your form changes once more . . . .

    #498068

    Tsk Words. Van Gough is related to Darren Gough. Van is Darren’s secret love child. Van is called Van because his mother is from the House of Morrison. :P

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