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  • 6 April, 2011 at 9:45 am #462345

    jen_jen

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Who said we were ladies? I’ll sue for libel! :lol:

    Jen he didn’t say we ARE ladies he did say we are SUPPOSED to be :lol:

    Phew….that’s alright then! :lol:

    7 April, 2011 at 4:50 am #462346

    momentaryloss

    @eve wrote:

    Have you heard about the generous , sensitive, romantic, kind hearted man?

    Hes a rumour.

    8)

    He had it beaten out of him.

    Oh no – he actually quite liked that.

    :shock:

    7 April, 2011 at 4:51 am #462347

    momentaryloss

    @taffyfish wrote:

    I received this joke by text this morn and thought it was very funny….

    A woman answers the phone one night and a pervert breathes down the line “Have you got a tight, bald c**t?” The woman replies “Yes hes on the sofa, do you want to speak to him?”! LOL
    =D> :lol: :lol: =D>

    Like it.

    :lol:

    7 April, 2011 at 10:47 am #462348

    Irish_Lucy

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Who said we were ladies? I’ll sue for libel! :lol:

    Jen he didn’t say we ARE ladies he did say we are SUPPOSED to be :lol:

    Ive been called many a things in my life – Lady was never one of them :twisted:

    7 April, 2011 at 11:27 am #462349

    Taffyfish

    Heres another one for u …lol

    An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

    Finally, the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship, “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather hopefully.

    “Oh, I like to have it infrequently,” she responded.

    The old guy thought for a moment, then asked, “Was that one word or two?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    7 April, 2011 at 1:27 pm #462350

    fpolitics

    i didnt get that :? someone brainy explain please . . ty

    7 April, 2011 at 1:32 pm #462351

    jen_jen

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    i didnt get that :? someone brainy explain please . . ty

    infrequently or in frequently….you are blonde aren’t you? :lol:

    7 April, 2011 at 1:34 pm #462352

    Taffyfish

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    i didnt get that :? someone brainy explain please . . ty

    Infrequently…..meaning in frequently….she doesnt want it in her frequently…meaning she she doesnt want alot of sex and he was asking if she meant she likes it in her frequently!!
    Is that better…kinda spoils the joke when u have to explain it. :lol: :lol:

    7 April, 2011 at 1:34 pm #462353

    fpolitics

    @jen_jen wrote:

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    i didnt get that :? someone brainy explain please . . ty

    infrequently or in frequently….you are blonde aren’t you? :lol:

    Ah yessss doh :roll: ty jen knew i could rely on you to put me right ty :D

    and taffy ok now i get it that is funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

    (Just proves i have a clean mind thats all [-( )

    7 April, 2011 at 1:36 pm #462354

    Taffyfish

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    @jen_jen wrote:

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    i didnt get that :? someone brainy explain please . . ty

    infrequently or in frequently….you are blonde aren’t you? :lol:

    Ah yessss doh :roll: ty jen knew i could rely on you to put me right ty :D

    and taffy ok now i get it that is funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

    (Just proves i have a clean mind thats all [-( )

    hmmmmmm thats all im saying lol :-

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