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Dear Mr Hostie , i have been a user in forum 3 for some time now and have always enjoyed my time there , until certain users started to be mean to me * sob sob *
unlike some others i will name names
number 1 meanie is Chess , we have been having a relationship for some time now, wednesdays mainly you know what wednesdays in forum 3 are * nudge nudge wink wink * but today i saw her call another woman Babe , when i displayed how upset i was all i got back was tuff * tho she did tell this other woman to keep quiet about it because surprise surprise she has another bit on the side , poli , and she didnt want poli to find out , i was heart broken , sobbing etc and then Caro threatened to report me for scrolling , when all i was doing was trying to teach ppl the alphabet , then skulks and lizard king started being mean to me also , the things they said are unrepeatable , it is out of order and i am deepl hurt , please could u issue a statement saying that they have to say sowwie to me publically and stop being so bliddy mean , and to stop chucking loo rolls at me
thank you for taking the time to read this Mr Hostie Sir
JeweL xxxx
Dear Mr Hostie
I’m afraid you’ll have to excuse the rantings of our Jewel.
Poor wee lil thing,,,,,she’s all stressed out at the moment due to her finding out about the new love in Chessys life ,,,,she’s getting all hissy n girlie over it :lol: See she don’t like to share.
Me n Chess will have a word with her n calm her down.
Oo(Oh! and by the way, she was scrolling) hehehe
Kind regards etc etc xxx
errr excuse me Mr Hostie i am not ranting , see what i have to put up with , ranting my arris , as for the love in Chessys life i am so over it now * sobs * and as for sharing ewwwwwwwwwww i dont do sloppy seconds or thirds or fourths for that matter , and scrolling i was not , i am a well behaved user in forum 3 , im never naughty or scroll or abuse ppl , never chat sexually or ina sexual way * polishes her halo * lol
Please can u fix it for me to return to forum 3 without this bullying , without having my nose rubbed in chessys obviously wide spread love life , please please * sniffs *
Oh and for all those interested Lizard King thinks childbirth is a piece of pi ss and us ladies make it all up about pain etc tut at him * winks *
JeweL xxxxx
Ps. i have since found out chess has 2 others on the go now , im in shock
Gawd quit whinging…… yer dumped get over it. Some folk just cant handle rejection
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am away to make Mr Chessys tea :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
* sits in the corner crying silently* sniff sniff *
Gives Jewel a tissue, says “there, there, time is a great healer” while pinching her chocolates……. :twisted:
just hold on a fookin minute!!!…………last i heard chess was practically engaged to sunny……flashin her chest everytime sunny walked in generally actin like a complete slut. she did once try it on wif me after i left her in charge of my cupboard.but i told her no way. everyone knows i’m in a threesome with rosepetal and bonbon..i demand an explanation!! :twisted: :twisted:
I read the thread title as “open letter to Mr Hottie Uk….
time for more wine
It has come to my attention that some of you ‘ladies’ and I use that word loosely of course because our corporate image statement is apparently ‘we care’ I have a feeling that an ageing member of my staff thought that one up and I have to say, he was my right hand man till he developed spasms in it and it now seems to twitch every time he has to do some work in the office, apparently he has to keep it under his desk to keep it under control…….. but thats another story poor old chap……….
So, now I would like to deal with this ‘Jewel’ person who apparently is under the influence of someone called ‘chess’ or was? Now all I can say is this chess person seems to be under the influence of some funny looking green men who seem to stand guarding pots of gold……….. I have to warn you ALL if you should come across any of these little green men and the one that calls him/herself ‘chess’ DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THESE PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!
So Jewel, if indeed you are a jewel, I suggest that you STAND AWAY FROM THE CHESS!!!
Now to the poster who calls themselves Jen Jen, this poor soul obviously has a ssssstttttutttterrrrrrr (sorry) I care so much about my loyal subjects that I often take on their aaaffffliicccttionnnsssssssss (takes a swig of hoff juice ) All I can say Jen Jen is that you do seem a fairly erummmmmmm ……..hmmm wont bother with that train of thought…..
so , we now seem to be in the middle of a love triangle……. can I suggest you all come for a ride in my car one by one and I will interview you in person…… for those I dont care about please be warned you may be dropped in the bay with no one around to watch you……
now to some other things that have been going on here, I have been extremely disturbed by some of the goings on….
forum 3 is the one and only place in this establishment the sport of bullying will be practised, I will not tolerate anyone taking it into the very tranquil gentile room that is 50s, the people in there choose this room for its peace and quiet , allowing them to drop off into a restful doze, and there is no truth in the rumour that some residents are actually sitting around dead, the JC cleaners always regularly remove anyone without a pulse and dump them in the lobby where no one will notice them amongst the voyeurs…..
whilst I do have the attention of my subjects, I would like to just point out that future members of my establishment will be required to undergo a medical to ensure you are definately not of sound mind or body…. I will not have fit healthy sane people using my business to be ‘nice’ to each other,,,,,,,,,,, niceness or sanity in future will be dealt with SEVERELY ………. i hope ….
as for the rest of you ‘ladies’ who want to fight …… please feel free…… i enjoy watching you all playing with each other,,,,,,,, erummmmm i mean playing and interacting with each other………..
illustrations by pete@cath 55 wrote:
illustrations by petethat made me giggle :lol:
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