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You know how children have a way of saying things in front of others that leave you cringing with embarrassment? What have your children said in public that embarrassed you? Or have you witnessed others being embarrassed?
There’s lots of examples on the internet but what about your own experiences?
I don’t have children but being in a shop I have a lot of customers with children – and a lot of children as customers!
The other day, a child looking at all the crystals, each crystal has a card describing their properties and he was reading the cards while his mum was chatting with me. In a break in the conversation he said “mum, you need that stone and that stone and daddy needs that one.”
“Oh he’s so intuitive” she said to me proudly, then turning to him she asked “why do you say that sweetheart?”
“Because that stone helps the memory and dad says you’re going senile, that stone keeps you calm so that would stop you shouting when you forget things and daddy needs that one because it gives strength and he’s always asking God give me strength when you forget things and shout at us all.”Cue one very red-faced customer! :lol:
Another one:
A 10 year old girl saying to her mum “You and dad need this crystal, it helps with fertility then maybe you’ll finally get pregnant and the rest of us can sleep at night.” :shock: :oops:
Brilliant. God bless kids. :lol:
ahah – have said this on the boards once before, but just gotta repeat it……….
Posh person I knew from school pick-up…….in supermarket with Pandora sitting in trolley and Tristram helping Mummy. Elder lady said to T, oh you are a good boy helping mummy….his reply……yes, not like daddy who says f’ing c u n t and pees in the garden!!
If she weren’t so posh I wouldn’t have believed her – but it didn’t half make me :lol:
I remember a kid on tv once when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up saying an astronaut and if he couldnt be that then a coach driver.
@a certain sadness wrote:
I remember a kid on tv once when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up saying an astronaut and if he couldnt be that then a coach driver.
That self same kid is in F3 Regularly So he never made NASA
Theres an Austrilian comedian Adam Hill he only has one leg, He was on QI when he told this story.
He was sunbathing on the beach with his leg standing beside him.
A child and his mother were walking by and Adam heard this:
The child was speaking to his mother telling her what a great day he had: the waves were big and I’m sure I seen a shark and……. then he spots Adam and shouts THAT MAN ONLY HAS ONE LEG!!!!!Adam said the mother turned pink while he just lay there laughing.
Couple of school girls…they are aged about 14…saw some memory foam shoe insoles and said…”Oh look, how good is that they will help you remember things”
bless :lol:
Little boy looking at the PMT Rescue Bath Salts: “Dad, what’s PMT?”
Dad: “It’s the thing that releases the banshee from hell”
Little boy (as his mum walks in): “Mum, what’s a banshee from hell?”:lol:
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