PB n Mrs PB….

PB and Mrs PB were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they
passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the
shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, “You foreigners! Come in.
Come in to my humble shop!” So PB n Mrs PB walked in. The
Jamaican said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you
would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.”

Well, Mrs PB was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man claimed, but PB felt he really didn’t need
them, being the sex god he was. PB asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, PB, after some badgering from Mrs PB, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as PB slipped them onto his feet, PB got this wild look in
his eyes, something Mrs PB hadn’t seen in many years! In the
blink of an eye, PB grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, “You got dem on the wrong feet!, you got dem on the wrong feet!”.