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Apparently the government are introducing a discrimination bill to make it easier for women to find employment in traditionally male dominated areas.
There should definitely be more women judges, more criminals would be found guilty and sentenced, but none of them would actually know what they had done wrong.
What the fu.ck is the world coming to? My friends mother had her bag stolen this morning, there is pi.ss everywhere…
My computer beat me at chess a few days ago.
It was no match for me at kickboxing though
I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, “do you sell bereavement cards?”
She said, “yes, madam.”
So I said, “could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?”@~Pebbles~ wrote:
What the fu.ck is the world coming to? My friends mother had her bag stolen this morning, there is pi.ss everywhere…
pml
and its your fault :?Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the sh.itest terrorists in history.
Even the fu.ckin Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up!Is it really necessary to put “Shake Well” on medicine prescribed to Parkinsons sufferers?? it could easily be construed as taking the pis.s!
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her for a while then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”
She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?”
She says, “Well, your name never came up.”@~Pebbles~ wrote:
Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the sh.itest terrorists in history.
Even the fu.ckin Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up!Lol! Im sitting here..feeling unwell, and cant be bothered to post..but you do
make me laugh pebbs :lol: P.s just a bug!What was Michelle McManus’ favourite musical instrument at school?
The dinner bell.
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