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  • 21 July, 2006 at 2:09 pm #225186

    Holisticjo

    @kevin wrote:

    2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
    i have just ordered an air rifle
    no idea if its legal
    i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
    vermin aren’t they?

    Why would you want to kill someone elses animals?

    21 July, 2006 at 2:29 pm #225187

    sweetasbaileez

    ha ha ha !! brilliant thread and some fantastically funny answers…..bless you all for making my day :wink:

    while we’re at it the cat population round here is a joke, and the dirty little barstuds use my garden as their toilet… was thinking of buying some prawns or cat food and lacing it with rat poison…will it work on them ??? :P

    21 July, 2006 at 5:40 pm #225188

    James Belfast

    Good point actually Sweets – this is one of those rare threads that nobody has felt the need to turn into a slanging match and isn’t it a pleasure to read through it? – I had forgotten i joined JC cos I was attracted by the mentals like me. Ok back on thread……

    Cats are fussy feckers who can sniff out rat poison so wasting your time there. Best way to kill a cat is to lie on the opposite side of the road to the cat and drag a thread of cotton SLOWLY off the pavement. They will instinctively do one of those funny ‘cat leaps’ into the path of a Sainsbury’s lorry. Job done!

    21 July, 2006 at 6:07 pm #225189

    Mrs Clean

    @holisticjo wrote:

    @kevin wrote:

    2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
    i have just ordered an air rifle
    no idea if its legal
    i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
    vermin aren’t they?

    Why would you want to kill someone elses animals?

    Because pigeons are just not worthy enough for this earth.

    BANG !

    22 July, 2006 at 1:03 pm #225190

    sweetasbaileez
    James Belfast wrote:
    Good point actually Sweets – this is one of those rare threads that nobody has felt the need to turn into a slanging match and isn’t it a pleasure to read through it? – I had forgotten i joined JC cos I was attracted by the mentals like me. Ok back on thread……

    Cats are fussy feckers who can sniff out rat poison so wasting your time there. Best way to kill a cat is to lie on the opposite side of the road to the cat and drag a thread of cotton SLOWLY off the pavement. They will instinctively do one of those funny ‘cat leaps’ into the path of a Sainsbury’s lorry. Job done![/quot

    cheers james..tried that and am now typing with two fingers as the lorry missed the cat and took three of my digits instead …..i probably went too slow.. cant i just use an air rifle too ?? although i’ll have to learn to pull the trigger some : other way ….. :D :wink:

    22 July, 2006 at 1:05 pm #225191

    sweetasbaileez

    @tommy ToXen wrote:

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    ha ha ha !! brilliant thread and some fantastically funny answers…..bless you all for making my day :wink:

    while we’re at it the cat population round here is a joke, and the dirty little barstuds use my garden as their toilet… was thinking of buying some prawns or cat food and lacing it with rat poison…will it work on them ??? :P

    Just open up a Chinese (damn Commie nice guy.) Restaurant!!

    I won’t tell people why the local Cat population suddenly decreased by 90% though :wink: :lol:

    *sweetasbaileez tips her beef chow mein in the bin*…cheers tommy :P :P :wink:

    22 July, 2006 at 1:07 pm #225192

    sweetasbaileez

    @tommy-toxen wrote:

    cr apping on Nelson, you say?? :twisted:

    These are obviously twisted, evil Pigeons, trained in a secret French lab many feet below the Eiffel Tower (which is really a Nuclear Missile Launch Site).

    The french sent them over to descecrate our Historical statues :x

    I shall get onto the phone with Dick Dastardly and notify him his services are needed immediately!

    can i have some of what you’re on please tommy….sounds like cracking gear :D :P :wink:
    p.s. did dick ever catch that pigeon ???

    22 July, 2006 at 1:11 pm #225193

    sweetasbaileez

    @bassingbourne55 wrote:

    I don’t mind pigeons, I like the ‘cuckoo-coo-cuckoo’ noise wood pigeons make.
    I’m sure it is not legal top shoot cats, people have been prosecuted round here for doing so. If anyone shot one of my cats I’d probably end up in prison for the revenge action I’d take!!!

    People who want to dispose of vermin would do better to stretch piano wire across the local by-pass to decapitate one or two crazy bikers doing 150 mph on the straight!!! It’s like living next to Brand’s Hatch here!!!

    when you don’t have animals yourself cos you don’t like cleaning up their shyte, its gross when you’re cleaning up the shyte from other peoples animals…cant they put a nappy on them ?? lol. besides that there are diseases that humans can catch from the crappy horrible things…cats are only good for kicking :D

    22 July, 2006 at 1:16 pm #225194

    sweetasbaileez

    @holisticjo wrote:

    @kevin wrote:

    2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
    i have just ordered an air rifle
    no idea if its legal
    i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
    vermin aren’t they?

    Why would you want to kill someone elses animals?

    why would you want to keep pigeons ??? :D

    22 July, 2006 at 6:11 pm #225195

    Holisticjo

    @Mrs Clean wrote:

    @holisticjo wrote:

    @kevin wrote:

    2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
    i have just ordered an air rifle
    no idea if its legal
    i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
    vermin aren’t they?

    Why would you want to kill someone elses animals?

    Because pigeons are just not worthy enough for this earth.

    BANG !

    The least worthy animal on the planet the only one who goes against the flow of nature and doesnt fit in is a human!!

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