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O_linda >> hi
pikey -> hi
O_linda >> hi asl?
pikey -> 84 f easter island
O_linda >> 84?
pikey -> yeah – i’m a silver surfer
O_linda >> nice
pikey -> ta
O_linda >> easter island?
pikey -> yep
O_linda >> where is that
pikey -> in the pacific… it’s very nice
O_linda >> ok
O_linda >> u live by ur self
pikey -> no… in a commune
O_linda >> ok
pikey -> we worship bruce forsyth
pikey -> you’re very nosey
O_linda >> whos that
O_linda >> am i
pikey -> nice to see you to see you etc brucie
O_linda >> dont know sry
pikey -> ok… he’s our god
O_linda >> ok
pikey -> who do you worship?
O_linda >> jesus
pikey -> who’s he?
O_linda >> u wouldn’t know
pikey -> ah ok. can he dance like brucie?
O_linda >> never asked him
pikey -> what about jokes?
O_linda >> said quite a few
pikey -> what’re his best ones? does he know the one about the water slide?
O_linda >> no
pikey -> oh. it’s a goody. do you have any lesser gods?
O_linda >> just me godess
pikey -> what are you goddess of?
O_linda >> sex lol
pikey -> not trifle then?
O_linda >> na
pikey -> you could do very well if you were a goddess of trifle – we’ve got an opening
O_linda >> really might think of changing
pikey -> we considered delia – but she supports Norwich
O_linda >> shes a pretty totty
pikey -> who?
O_linda >> delia
pikey -> you reckon?
O_linda >> dont u
O_linda >> im off nice chatting xx
pikey -> no. better at trifle
pikey -> ok
O_linda >> bye x
pikey -> cheerio:D That was F3 – I’m off to F2 now.
:D F2 was rubbish. Some things never change. However, F1 was much more fun:
pikey -> doctor says my chalking days may be finished
Pink_Folds >> That is a dreadful shame.
pikey -> you’re telling me
Pink_Folds >> Yes, how is the smoked haddock
pikey -> dead. couldn’t save it
pikey -> kennedy its name was
Pink_Folds >> Did you try to save him?
Pink_Folds >> Or was he smoked?
Pink_Folds >> Did you smoke him?
pikey -> lol yes… although it took ages to get him to burn
Pink_Folds >> Burn hey? I bet he enjoyed it
pikey -> i blame the state of the environment… too much asbestos about these days
Pink_Folds >> Have you got cancer?
pikey -> no. so are you in to origami?
Pink_Folds >> Phewwww
pikey -> working hard there?
Pink_Folds >> No not origami, i was hoping you’d be into the origami
pikey -> i was world origami champ for a time in the seventies
Pink_Folds >> This one had typing is real hard
Pink_Folds >> Would you like to unfold my folds?
pikey -> why are you typing with one hand? you’re not a pirate, are you?
pikey -> no. my folding days were ended by a nasty strained nose
Pink_Folds >> Nose?
pikey -> yer. damaged my philtrum and everything
Pink_Folds >> I thought you’d be folding with your toes
pikey -> you calling me a paraplegic?
Pink_Folds >> Maybe
Pink_Folds >> Are you?
pikey -> as a matter of fact yes
Pink_Folds >> You smoked Kennedy, it is all coming to light now
pikey -> no arms or legs… how did you think i strained my nose doing origami?
Pink_Folds >> I see, it is all coming together.
pikey -> mind you, makes my hopping achievements even more impressive
Pink_Folds >> Is that how you lost your legs?
pikey -> no – i lost my legs in a pirate attack… that’s why i’m nervous of one handed typers
Pink_Folds >> I have to go now, nature is calling. Nice chat!
pikey -> you too.
INFO – User Has Left The Forum:lol: That second one was longer, too. The little box didn’t save the first half of the conversation where I was explaining I was Scottish hopping champ of 1967…
:lol: You were Pink Folds? You little Minx!
:lol: I should’ve guessed from the name, though.
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I gotta go pee!
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It almost makes me want to go into one of the forums for a laugh!
Almost …..
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