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13 February, 2006 at 8:42 am #2857
:D This year I want to make the most of the estate grounds but I don’t want to have to watch Alan Titchmarsh on the chav box or employ a smelly gardener.
So, I think a gardening hints and tips thread might be a good idea. What jobs is it the right time of year to do in the garden? What are you planting and cutting back about now?
Show us your green bits.
14 February, 2006 at 12:47 pm #196185:-s No gardeners amongst the lot of you? No green fingered, wizards of the soil anywhere to be seen? Dagnam you all for condemning me to gleaning what I can from Gardener’s Question Time. If I end up in the local loony bin because you shallow, feckless cads and cadesses forced me to watch too much Alan Titchmarsh, why I shall never forgive you.
And don’t think I’ll be sharing my prize King Edwards with you, either. Oh no.
14 February, 2006 at 1:06 pm #196186Ah, Aunty. Ta, Ruby. I was wondering whether to gamble on an early Spring.
14 February, 2006 at 1:23 pm #196187Any cutting of trees/shrubs needs to be done now……………..erm, snow drops are starting to show in my garden……………..sum total of my knowledge I’m afraid Pikey, though I’m quite familiar with common species
:lol:17 February, 2006 at 9:22 am #196188@pikey wrote:
:D What are you planting and cutting back about now?
I have a lot of unused seed from last year that I must deposit somewhere. I am sure it is ecofriendly, so I guess I can just flush it down the toilet or leave it for the binman to collect. Or possibly I could give it to Mrs Lovejoy next door, she is always asking for it. :D
17 February, 2006 at 10:11 am #196189id slab it all over…. lol
17 February, 2006 at 10:56 am #196190Try knocking Tommy Toxen up, I heard he’s an uphill gardener :wink: :wink:
17 February, 2006 at 11:00 am #196191@*Sian* wrote:
And there is nothing wrong with that young man!!!!
Young??????
* passes glasses to Sian *
17 February, 2006 at 11:02 am #196192I’d like to feel a year or so younger :wink:
17 February, 2006 at 11:11 am #196193Well, ok, maybe a decade would be better. I was just playing it safe though cos I know most of the girls on here are old biddies. :lol: :lol:
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