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Wondering if pete will share some fashion tips with me…. [-o<
yeah act your age :wink: (it’s giving you a yearning to commit un-natural acts isn’t it) :lol:
@pete wrote:
yeah act your age :wink: (it’s giving you a yearning to commit un-natural acts isn’t it) :lol:
Got to look dappa tho innit… :wink:
If only i’d worn a track suit eh monkey boy
@pete wrote:
If only i’d worn a track suit eh monkey boy
If only there was enough material in the world…lol
Not loooool then
Stalkers. Tesco is a popular training ground for stalkers. They position themselves in the flower section, behind the lilies. Any victim who smiles at the lilies will automatically be smiling at the stalker. This is all the encouragement they need. Suddenly the stalker is off. Following their victim from fruit & veg to tinned tomatoes to their car. If you shop at Tesco make sure your list includes pepper spray.
:-k
Did you ever walk into the supermarket the same time as someone else and then every aisle that you walked down, there was that person? It’s like they are stalking you throughout the store. This happened to me on Sunday. An older gentlemen was in every aisle that I walked down. Finally, since he was staring at me, I said ‘hello’. Well, this ended-up being the start of a whole ‘friendship’. I soon learned everything about him: where he lived, where he used to work before he retired, why he liked to shop on Sunday afternoons, etc. I couldn’t get away from him. Why, he even invited me to his home.
I somehow managed to get away, then made sure that I checked each aisle before walking down it not wanting to run into him again. After having my weekly chat with Steve, the dairy manager, I headed for check-out. Wouldn’t you know it, there he was. Again, the conversation started. He waited for me at the doors and asked if he could help me load-up my car. Since he was a lot older than me, I told him that I should be helping him. This only endeared me to him more. Again, he invited me to his house “whenever I wanted to stop by.”
:shock:
@pete wrote:
Stalkers. Tesco is a popular training ground for stalkers. They position themselves in the flower section, behind the lilies. Any victim who smiles at the lilies will automatically be smiling at the stalker. This is all the encouragement they need. Suddenly the stalker is off. Following their victim from fruit & veg to tinned tomatoes to their car. If you shop at Tesco make sure your list includes pepper spray.
:-k
Just refrain from it pete… and that plastic mac you wear wont help matters either…. loool :lol:
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