PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN THE CURE !!!!

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a
condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes
one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. :shock:

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results. 8-[

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says: “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very
rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.” The man
looks a little perplexed and says: “Well, give me a shot or something and
fix me up, Doc.” The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. :(

We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.”

The doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
“Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.”

The guy says to the doctor: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
“Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate.
Make more money that way. No need to opelate!”

Oh, Thank God!” the man replies.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “You no worry!
Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!” :shock: :lol: :lol: