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anybody got any good uns,im sure we all know about the churcilll v lady astor ones,but id like some new ones
i.e my mate the other night in the pub
this nob is giving him lots of grief
my mate stays silent
nobrots giving it come on whats up with you wheres my comeback?
my mate said if you want my come back
why dont you go and wipe it off your wifes chinepic.
don’t like put down lines, don’t think they are necessary when a mere polite dismissal will do.
pah! dont make me give you one poli.
@rogue trader wrote:
pah! dont make me give you one poli.
:shock:
I don’t have the need for a put down line…a polite dismissal, then if that’s ignored I just give them “that look”…there’s no need for a put down line after that.
see jen knows what i mean lol
Young for your age?
Sometimes a put down line is needed when a polite dismissal has failed.
I’m sure some of the women in here have had “an admirer” who doesn’t take no for and answer and where the only way he’ll get the message is with a stinging one line put down.
Some Irish popular one’s would be…
State of your life.
Just made a show of your self.Im takin a redner for ya. (being embarresd for them).
They ^ normaly pack a decent punch 8)
“hey, stand still, there’s a fly on your nose. Wait a mo and I’ll get rid of it for you”
most put-downs depend on an accurate assessment of the victim’s character.
but the put-downs on here are very rarely effective if met in the right manner. As they’re not usually met in such a way, they become a repetitive and dreary round of trading stupid insults.
I’m still waiting for Put-Down Wimbledon, with the put-down being popped from one player to the other and back again, seeing how long it is before it touches the ground.
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