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    He told the Princess to walk across the carpet to HIM, held his hand out and she took it. He remained on his box but touched the Princess’s hand.

    #113440

    That`s my man :D

    You have just won 1 years supply of your best beer.
    See your publican and tell him that the LABOUR PARTY :D will pay for it.
    Tony or 5 Jags will see you OK :?

    #113441

    One afternoon, a retired air force pilot and his family were driving through Texas on a vacation. They pass a road sign. One of the children remarks on the fact that the sign is named after a newspaper comic.
    After about five minutes, they pass another sign, which reads, “Golf Road”. As soon as they pass it, the man turns to his wife and says he knows what the next sign will say, and that he’ll bet her twenty dollars that he’s right. She agrees, and they drive on. After passing the next road sign, the wife finds that her husband is right, and hands him twenty dollars.

    What did the last sign say and how did the man know?

    :wink:

    #113442

    Er – Texas – American? They have a real problem with road names and use numbers etc etc. My guess is that this area used the phonetic alphabet (Alpha Bravo, Charlie etc) for the road names.

    No idea what the comic is but the next one in the Golf sequence is Hotel then India then Juliet – so how about Hotel Road (followed by India Road and so on).

    #113443

    I suppose that we could Tango together as long as Juliet doesn’t mind and you didn’t Foxtrot Oscar with the Whisky beforehand.

    #113444

    I Echo your thoughts – Bravo !!! Well said, but sadly I’m old enough to be your Papa. But a night in a Hotel with you ( not in November when it is cold) somewhere warm like India or Lima – would be great.

    We would have to be careful though as my wife caught me with a Canadian woman in Quebec once – you’re not another foreigner are you? say a Yankee or a Zulu??? Anyway as long as yours (Mike???) and mine (Juliet) didn’t find out……… !

    I will certainly wear my Uniform for you and you can put on a Kilo or two, then we shall soon see who will be the Victor won’t we??? If my Romeo to your Juliet is up to it, you can give me an Oscar.

    #113445

    Ok I think that we’ve exhausted the phonetic alphabet. I am still waiting patiently to be told if my guess to the riddle was correct or not.

    If it is wrong then I suppose that I will have to Foxtrot Oscar huh?

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