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One of the last old the style comics has passed away :( Always made me laugh, it was the way he told them. Sleep well Frank and thanks for all the laughs, they were indeed crackers 8)
In celebration of his career, here are some of Frank Carson’s greatest one-liners…
– My wife said to me: “If you won the lottery, would you still love me?” I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.”
– There’s a professor who’s crossed a chicken with a spider, he’s now got chickens with 8 legs! I said, ‘What does it taste like?” He said, ‘I don’t know, I haven’t caught any yet.’
– My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans’ lines of communication. He ate their pigeon.
– I don’t think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
– Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are at a Christmas party and each had to bring something to do with Christmas. Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, Scotsman brought a bag of holly and the Irishman brought a pair of knickers. I asked, ‘What’s that got to do with Christmas?’ He said, ‘They’re Carol’s.’
– A fella walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”
RIP x
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