Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were
sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his
morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s
stamina and asked him what he did to
have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, ‘Well, I eat rye bread
every day. It keeps your energy level high
and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.’

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops
at the bakery. As he was looking around,
the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, ‘Do you have any rye bread?’

She said, ‘Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?’

He said, ‘I want 5 loaves.’

She said, ‘My goodness, 5 loaves… by the
time you get to the 5th loaf, it’ll be hard.’

He replied, ‘I can’t believe it, everybody in
the world knows about this ***** but me.’