single or not single

@soulie wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@soulie wrote:

must say, i’m lovin it too.. i’ve even be sad enough to book.. one ticket.. yes.. one ticket.. to see a film this week…

all that pop corn.. all to myself

Look on the brightside though, you could meet her at the cinema! :wink:

cause its dark is’nt it, more chance of meeting somone

LMAO, i the thought didn’t even cross my mind.

Tell you what, how about i dress up as a female, and be your date for the night?

There are one or two clauses though.

NO touching me AFTER the lights go out, and NO, that doesn’t mean i’m willing to let you touch me BEFORE the lights go out either! [-X

NO calling me, Babe, hunni, sexy, Sheila, Betsy, in fact, do not call me anything.

NO making me hold the pop – corn, so you can place you hand on my groin and make out it was an accident, and that you were only trying to reach for the pop – corn.

NO fake yawning, and the reaching of your arms, making out that you’re stretching when really you’re going to try and put your arm around me!

NO Masturbating each time there’s a scene with a pretty female!

IF i see my mates there, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER!! OK?

Declaration:

I Matthew Soulie, agree to the above terms and conditions, and if breached, am liable for prosecution, where i will be sent to Tommy – Land, and where i’ll be taking up da Jacksie by Tommy and his dodgy mates!

Signed……….

Date………….

Ok Baby! Mwahhhhhhhh. :shock:

They started months ago. :lol:

@soulie wrote:

i did wonder why people in the street have been staring at me

You get that too? OH F/UCK, perhaps they’ve seen the video. 8-[

I lied, well c’mon, i’m on rubbish wages, had to make moeny some how. :lol: