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Hi!, I’m Smudge the family cat,
I purr quite a lot, that’s a fact,
My master take’s good care of me,
Always providing me, with my tea.I’m a mischievous kind of cat,
Up to no good, being naughty like that,
I hate bird’s, they like to tease,
When I’m resting, they twitter in the tree’s.There’s this nasty tom cat, i detest,
He’s nothing but a bullying pest,
When i see him, he give’s me a fright,
‘Cos he’s always looking for a fight.He’s big & strong, with long sharp claw’s,
pin’s me to the ground, with his huge big paw’s,
but When i get the chance, i leg-it & run indoors.With fur sticking up, & heart missing a beat,
I’m so lucky, to have made a hasty retreat,
I finish my tea, & milk i did lap,
Now up on the couch, for a nice long nap!.I’m Harry The Hamster – The Family Pet..
Ma Lady Once Used Me To Make Herself Wet.
I’m Going Through Heartache, Don’t Know What To Do..
When Masters Annoyed, I’m Hit With A Shoe.
They’ve Microwaved Me Twice, I’ve been placed In A Blender..
They Spin Me Around, Man My Body’s So Tender..
I’m Stuck In A Cage – It Gets Boring Indeed..
Until Master Blows In Lots Of Smoke From His Weed..
But What I Go Through Is Just Pure Abuse –
I’ve Tried Crying Out, But Then Hey What’s The Use..
I’m A PlayThing – A Fur-Ball – Oh I Long To Be Free..
In Hamster Lands Where I Know I Should Really Be.
They’ve Shaved Me – They’ve Sprayed Me – They’ve Thrown Me At Walls..
Just Wait Til I’m Bigger, Yep I’ll Bite Masters Ba lls..
If Anyone Reads This – Then Don’t Let Me Suffer..
Don’t Let Them Use Me For Fun Or A Buffer..I’m Harry The Hamster – I Bid You Farewell..
Please Save Me Please Save Me – And Make Me All Well..I’m Terry The Tortoise..
(Oh F u c K It).. :lol:
I bought a cat from Gareth Hunt
It died next day the man’s a c….. errr gitJonah And Ernie.. (Better stop there).. :lol:
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