some one is coming

A young man moved
into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his
name on
his mailbox.

While there, an
attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes,
wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at
the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.

As they talked,
her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing
else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact.

After a few
minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, ‘Let’s go to my
apartment, I hear someone coming.’

He followed her
into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it,
allowing
her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she
purred at him, ‘What would you say is my best
feature?’

Flustered and
embarrass
ed, he finally squeaked, ‘It’s got to be your
ears.’

Astounded, and a
little hurt she asked, ‘My ears? Look at these breasts. They are
full and
100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid.
Look at
my skin – no blemishes anywhere.

How can you think
that the best part of my body is my ears?’

Clearing his
throat, he stammered …. ‘Outside, when you said you heard
someone
coming…. that was me.’