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Two gays are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch one, whom he beats to sh.it. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummeling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts:
“Where’s your fu.cking boyfriend?! If I find him I’m gonna shove this truncheon right up his a.rse!”
A voice from the darkness whispers:
“Im in the bin!”Gay Simon goes to the doctors to get his test results. The Doctor says “I’m sorry but you’ve got Aids”.
Simon is devastated and asks the doctor what to do?
The doc says “eat 1 head of cabbage, 20 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, half a box of all bran serial and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.”
“Will it cure me?” asks Simon.
“No” said the doctor ” but it’ll give you a better understanding of what your ars.e is for!”Inside every fat person is a thin person crying to get out – but you can usually shut the bast.ard up with biscuits
Was my mates birthday today, I’d already asked her what she wanted and she said “Something that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds”
I bought the fat cu.nt a set of scales
A man walks into a petrol station and says
“Can I please have a kitkat chunky”.
The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.
“No” says the man. “I wanted a normal kitkat you fat b.itch”
I woke up this morning and there was a black coffin outside my door…..
So I gave him a packet of Lockets and told him to fu.ck off….
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
I woke up this morning and there was a black coffin outside my door…..
So I gave him a packet of Lockets and told him to fu.ck off….
lol! had to read that twice. :lol:
@Lollipop wrote:
Pebbles are you bored lol :lol:
no, are you?? (see poll re what internet provider are you) :lol: :lol:
What does a woman’s ar.se hole and an 18volt battery have in common?
You know its wrong, but sooner or later you’re going to touch it with your tongue.
Speak for yourself :wink:
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