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According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
Thank god it’s Tuesday :lol:
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
( don’t even want to think about ‘how’ )Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. :shock:
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon
( who figured this out . . and why :? )A snail can sleep for 3 years.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. ( I know what you’re thinking here :roll: )
Swans and Ducks are the only birds with penises.
(in fact, the longest bird penis on record belongs to a duck )@susieq wrote:
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
( don’t even want to think about ‘how’ )well thanks susie, I’m going to be wondering about that one all day now
:O)
@toybulldog wrote:
@susieq wrote:
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
( don’t even want to think about ‘how’ )well thanks susie, I’m going to be wondering about that one all day now
:O)
well you gotta wonder
@Freaky Biker wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
:lol: @ pure protein
(sooo wetting my pants here)
stop it!!
Was once told that men that eat a lot of jaffa cakes have orange flavoured sailor stuff too…. or is that just another lie…. pfffftttt I really need to google the lines i’m fed at times :-k
jaffa cakes dont work, but i hear cinnamon bread does.
If you like a bit of spice with your fellatio ;)
Note to self: Ask when next in restaurant for spice with my fellatio… (sounds italian)
Chewing Celery uses up more calories than it actually contains……… knew i had a useless fact somewhere in my head :shock:
omg@fellatio :oops:
@kent f OBE wrote:
omg@fellatio :oops:
* offers kenty the smelling salts* :lol:
I am sly and speak two languages…. thats right i’m a cunning linguist
I cant speak two languages btw and i aint sly i hope :?
:oops: :oops: my whats happening here :roll:
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