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OK people, you’ve all noticed Batty’s nice new shining Volvo, and what a lovely car it used to be.
However …. she took it out of the garage to go shopping, and at the first roundabout ….. WHAM…
THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE NOW
The previous Batmobile also came to a sticky end.
After a brief trip to McDonalds for a slap up meal, whilst driving home she sort of lost her concentration for a moment ……. and back-ended a dustcart.
YET ANOTHER STUFFED-UP BATMOBILE
Genius! LMAO! :lol: :lol:
Now you just see here a minute young man. My batmobile, is in IMACULATE condition, IMACULATE I tell ya. I take GREAT care of it I do.
It looks NOTHING like those mangled up heaps of junk atall.
Flamin cheek. :evil:
I,ve got one thing to say to you…..@&%%&$£S!!!!. :lol:I,ve been having a think,and I reckon that secretly, you too want to be a volvo driver,dont ya..eh? eh?
Your just jealous, because I,ve got a lovely shiney new volvo,(well old but hey) and you havn,t.
Tell you what. How about, next week, when the kids are at school, I,ll drive up to your place, and take you for a spin in it down the M25……. how about that then?
(bet he chickens out) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:I doubt if it is shiny either its that old :lol: :lol:
Last time Batty took a car for a test drive :twisted: :lol: :lol:
@bat wrote:
I,ve been having a think,and I reckon that secretly, you too want to be a volvo driver,dont ya..eh? eh?
Your just jealous, because I,ve got a lovely shiney new volvo,(well old but hey) and you havn,t.
Tell you what. How about, next week, when the kids are at school, I,ll drive up to your place, and take you for a spin in it down the M25……. how about that then?
(bet he chickens out) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:I may be getting on a bit …. but I’m not totally crazy. It wouldn’t work because any more that 500 yards from home and you’d get lost. Secondly the current Batmobile would never make it to the Thames, much less round the M25.
Thirdly, my life insurance specifically excludes suicide and getting into the Batmobile for a spin round the M25 would sure as heck be a suicide bid.
Just look what happened the last time you went near a Motorway !!!
@oss wrote:
I doubt if it is shiny either its that old :lol: :lol:
Oh yes it bloody is, You shut ya bloody gob you. :lol: :lol:
Sorry Batters couldn’t resist :lol: :lol: :lol:
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