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Tell us all a whopper. The bigger the better for extra cool points.
For instance, I was once run out of Angola by an angry witch doctor for peddling my patented cure all, Dr Feelgood Pikey’s Patented Cure All Liquor. I only escaped being turned into good juju by scarpering across the border disguised as part of a shipment of waxwork Brad Pitts.
I’m a pixie and once a tree feller came to my forest and tryed to cut down my faverite tree so i shrunk him and fed him to my pet lizard.
@redwall wrote:
I’m a pixie and once a tree feller came to my forest and tryed to cut down my faverite tree so i shrunk him and fed him to my pet lizard.
You’re meant to be telling a lie Redwall !!!!! Duh !!!
I once dropped a tin of baked beans onto my nan’s little dog, which killed him, not instantly, he wondered around dazed for a few minutes knowing that his fate had been sealed and his last words were…
“This is sooo embarrassing…..Tell me mates I’ve been run over” :)
Ohhhh how I loved that talking dog.
The 3 biggest lies:-
1) This will only hurt for a little while :shock: :shock:
2) I’ll only put the end of it in :shock: :shock: :shock:
3) I promise i’ll never Jizz in your mouth :^o :^o :^o :^o
GDP….
@Jooly wrote:
Size doesn’t matter :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It’s what you do with it that counts :lol:
@Jooly wrote:
Size doesn’t matter :lol:
.. Quite right… I’d love a size eighteen bird on me face :lol: :lol:
@tiggy wrote:
@Jooly wrote:
Size doesn’t matter :lol:
.. Quite right… I’d love a size eighteen bird on me face :lol: :lol:
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you look lovely
when realy your thnking ffs women get that froke off you look a right twa t
I miss SRG and Veronica :lol: :lol: :lol:
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