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11 August, 2005 at 12:09 pm #969
was’nt gonna share my story, due to embaresment :oops: , but i thought what the hell, i’ll tell you all anyway
but has anyone else got storys, of thier first sexual experiance with there new partners, i still get nervous now,when its with somone new.. even after my vast experiance 8)
but anyway, what happened to me.. was just a bad experiance but funny the next day :)
as first of all, the bed broke, maybe i got a bit too keen… and went at it a tad too quick.. it was a right shock i tell you.. but then.. we sorted that out.. i then got up.. and knocked my head on her shelf.. therefore knocking myself out cold for half an hour.. waking up then with my ever so worried girlfriend with a massive smile on her face.. thus then she we gave up and went to sleep, we woke up to try again.. only to have lost the only comdom we had.. looked all over for it.. could’nt find it anywhere.. then found it in my shoe this morning :)
i am seeing her again this weekend 8)
11 August, 2005 at 12:12 pm #130500PML – sounds like an ‘interesting’ experience :lol: :lol:
11 August, 2005 at 12:26 pm #130501If I’m honest it sounds like you made that up :lol:
11 August, 2005 at 1:38 pm #130502no, honest.. 100% true… no kidding, i’ll even take a picture of the big lump on me head if you like
11 August, 2005 at 1:40 pm #130503:roll: No thanks I still wouldn’t believe you :lol:
11 August, 2005 at 1:43 pm #130504how about the video then?
11 August, 2005 at 1:44 pm #130505i believe you ugly man and think volksie is still a virgin and doesnt even know what your talking about
11 August, 2005 at 1:46 pm #130506Of course… that’s it :roll:
11 August, 2005 at 1:50 pm #130507@simple wrote:
i believe you ugly man and think volksie is still a virgin and doesnt even know what your talking about
but even though i’m ugly.. and if i was a puffter, i still would’nt even be desperate enough to shag you, but i know a man who would.. so if you want his number.. send me over a pm ;)
11 August, 2005 at 1:51 pm #130508or maybe she is named after a car since everyone has had a ride but its ok for her to call ugly man a liar
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