The Flush of Youth

A young man about to embark on his first sure fire date thought he had better be prepared for his first liason of Lurve.
Popping into a well known chemist he approached the assistant, an elderly lady in her 50s and murmered ” Can I have a condom please Miss” ? ” Don’t you miss me young man” she replied, “I’m old enough to be your mother”. “Well he said, you best make that two condoms but can you be patient with me its my first time”?

Thus ensued a torrent of abuse so he beat an hasty retreat.

Not wanting to be unprepared he ventured into yet another well known chemist whereupon a Young Lass was in attendance on the counter.

“errrm errrm can I have a …… pair or tweezers please” ? The Young lass looked bemused but promptly handed him a pair of Tweezers. “99p please” She smiled sweetly.

The Young man paid up and was about to leave but suddenly turned back to the counter. “Was there something else ?” asked the lass. “Errrmmm errrmmm Yes I’d like a c c ccc cccomforter please” he said pointing to the pink dummies on display. Money was exchanged and the young man walked towards the exit door.

“Sod it” he thought “I’ve got to get a condom for tonight” At which he marched up to the counter closed his eyes so as not to see the lasses face and blurted out ” I want some condoms”.

“My my said the assistant you’re a strange one, first you’re plucking it, then you’re sucking it and now you intend to >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn I forgot the ending !!!!