The "Im missing Rubes" thread

[sharongooner]

I think the “random” thing is like we would say “off the wall”, “off its head”… you know?

It means anything they cant think of a better word to describe it lol

Oh you cant beat watching a band in your local, and you know your safe too, not miles away from home.

[rubyred]

aaaaahh the penny is dropping. But they overused it,,shall give you 2 examples.

im quoting THEM here..

” oh best laugh in world,totally funny,we spotted a pub and went into it,and Darren ordered a vodka jelly,,Totally random .”

“went to pleasure beach to go on the big one,but they were closing early,so we says to the security guard this is “random man” ..so we went to a booth for pictures,oh man how random getting our faces morphed and folks looking at us giggling.Everyone was staring,random as…”..

so basically,anything they do is “random” ? ye gods,they have never lived ! I INVENTED random :)

[Sian]

Did you go with a bunch of toffs? :lol:

Random indeedy, that is sooo 5 years ago :lol:

[rubyred]

nah not toffs Sian,,I went away with 50 people from my local.and they thought they were doing me a favour putting me in with the “young team” !!! Id have rather slept in the Male room of farting sounds and sweaty socks !

just never lived,by the sounds of it ! sheest..My poor wee heid was melting after a while.
I entertained myself eventually in a bubble filled jacuizzi,then found a hidden bar ! That was open to the public too, im now talking in a Blackpool accent :)

[Sian]

lol

Blackpool accent eh? Urgh! Yo gonna meet rount the pooul? Red cabbage!

I should of been there, would of be excellent! Italian waiters, Lordy lord! Irish hot pots :lol: and devilish taxi drivers!!! :shock:

[rubyred]

i wish ya were there Sian… we could have had such a laugh ! I even sat watching the apprentice in my room on Saturday night !!!! now thats NOT me ! young ones cramped me style too ! a massive hotel,full of potential..and there I was like the virgin Maiden Aunt LOL.

now stop yer mithering ye daft barm cake and get ont tram to t’it tower..

[PATS]

random lol. another…my 10 yr old announcing he/s *stressed to the max*…………..bloody kids dont know they are born nowadays. :lol:

[rubyred]

stressed my erse !!! I took the easy option and didnt go to Aintree..not particulary MY scene,and the thought of wandering round a muddy paddock,clutching a pint of John Smiths in a plastic glass…(shuddder) . So by the time they arrived back,,”stressed”. I had been out to play all afternoon,in a hotel that was like something like the Shining.over a 1000 rooms seemingly,we were in 789 .

care to join me in my 30’s Pats?

[PATS]

@rubyred wrote:

stressed my erse !!! I took the easy option and didnt go to Aintree..not particulary MY scene,and the thought of wandering round a muddy paddock,clutching a pint of John Smiths in a plastic glass…(shuddder) . So by the time they arrived back,,”stressed”. I had been out to play all afternoon,in a hotel that was like something like the Shining.over a 1000 rooms seemingly,we were in 789 .

care to join me in my 30’s Pats?

lmao @ the shining. welcome home rubes :lol: :lol: :lol:

[rubyred]

it WAS too !! all massive reception areas and long corridors,,mind you if Id have heard “random” one more fecking time Id have did a ” herrrrrrrreeeeesssss Johhny” with a well aimed pickaxe.

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