It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him
or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal
person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
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“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would just pull the plug.”
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