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princess ann
aah erm ok i have sketchy memories of her winning a gold medal at the olympics for show boating,,,sorry show jumping wd i spose but it was a bit unfair cos her and her horse looked like twins(ive just googled it on yuey to reaffirm my suspicions) its sposed to be a one person event
FIX!!!!
so after her doomed disastrous,”wedding” to mark foggy philips she trundled through a succession of hooray henrys till deciding i know what i want what i really really want and married a 6ft 8 built like a brick outhouse rugby player will tindall,well i dont know a lot about rugby,but according to press reports he was very good with his tackle……….whatever that means?
so i wonder what she saw in him then?
this thread does not show any disrespect to royalists or loyalists,im just saying it as i see it
yanno freedom of speech and all that malarky
im not a heartless insensitive man am i heck like
but i was just wondering now this covid thing is dying out i might be able to get my job back which was warm up comedian for joey blower at northh
pier
so id like to test a few jokes out on youse lot,call yourselves human guinea pigs if you want i dont care,,,,,i try yuz out tomorrow,,,so back to thread im thinking of doing a dead royal sketch on stage,,so i was just asking if i could try it out on youse first give marks from o/10 i promise i wont mention diana
ty love you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh ps i dont nick jokes all fresh of the press me,no auto cues,no scripts just me but the thing is if you tell a gag to the audience is its a mad feeling,and they dont like it
you get these responses
1,stoney silence
2,arms folded,3 yawning,,,4,eggs thrown at your head,,,5,better than a pint pot i spose oh hiya eve
but the worst is some gobshyte ive heard that before how could they have? its my joke
so ive decided to fight fire with fire if any of youse lot have got a fresh joke that nobodys heard,ring me and i will split my fee with you nsa or asl no i love yous,just lets see how it goes yeh
ty in pointless advance.
do you know what it infuriates me that nobody replies to my threads,well ive found a new site
where nobody knows me,they are thinking whos this newbie how dare he /she try and control our boards,,hmm so im leaving here,waste of time innit so bye.
your loss
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