The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread

[Esmeralda]

Yippeeee..we’re all going to hell in a handcart..so it’s time for revelry, lust and wild abandon. I want to see no more nonsense about stock market crashes and recession..this is a thread devoted to fun, frolics and two-fingered excess to the gloom-mongers.
Starting with me..I’ve splurged on a shiny new jeep and a naked German boy to clean my house…

….Ladles and Mentlemen…meet Werner..

..he’s promised to buff up me knick-knacks with his Cilit Bang!

[Dawny]

Ohhhh he can bang my cilit anyday :wink:

[Esmeralda]

Dawny..especially for you….

Fritz has offered to come dust down your collectables..

[Pete]

filth :oops:

[Dawny]

@esmeralda wrote:

Dawny..especially for you….

Fritz has offered to come dust down your collectables..

Oh I’ve a couple of collectibles that need dusting alright!

Ohhh come to Mama =P~

[sharongooner]

I dont like Barry Scott, and wish someone would cilit bang him. :twisted:

[Esmeralda]

Okay..so who’s coming with me to Harrods? Lemme see what I fancy.
Ooooooh I’m having this..

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
Large Orb Detail Bag
And a snip at only £699.00 Gimme two. One to keep me purse and makeup in. The other to hit unruly sales assistants with. :twisted:

[rubyred]

@esmeralda wrote:

Okay..so who’s coming with me to Harrods? Lemme see what I fancy.
Ooooooh I’m having this..

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
Large Orb Detail Bag
And a snip at only £699.00 Gimme two. One to keep me purse and makeup in. The other to hit unruly sales assistants with. :twisted:

even better lets steal the orbs off.. its them that prove its westwood.. and we can fit them to our primarts finest.. !

we should have a shoplifting day oot !

[sharongooner]

lets go theiving!

[rubyred]

@sharongooner wrote:

lets go theiving!

They cant catch us all !!! we can invade harrods one day under various guises,and pilf the profit from under mohammed al fayeds nose. !

and with the profit we make we can pay the stoopid erses who got caught Fines !

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