THE USELESS INFO THREAD

[rogue trader]

join in if you want,i wont be selfish

you were once the youngest person on the planet

vinegar and brown paper are not an effective treatment for a fractured skull

on a standard 9 by 9 Sudoku grid there is over 749 million different combinations

more swimmers drown than those that don’t bother

nobody was called gary before gary cooper took the mantle for his stage name in 1925.

you cant lick your own elbow

Alaska law says you cant look at a moose from an airplane

you to me are everything is the sweetest song that I can sing oh baby

talking of songs,agadoo was voted the greatest ever song by the population of wales

Dalmatians become momentarally invisible after washing in Clearasil

edit; the dogs I mean not people from the Croatian island of dalmatia

that”d be silly.

[rogue trader]

lol how many of you tried to lick your elbow,im tantalisingl close,ive got a long tongue some ppl say lol but nah ive give up.

[rogue trader]

ha ha ha,love it here me
im here all week :lol:

[rogue trader]

tosses coathanger to one side
get out!!
how dare you cast aspersions to the folk on the good ship jc
right wehere was I,oh yeh
useless info
thought of a few more

in a study of 200,000 ostriches,over 80 years
nobody has ever reported where an ostrich has buried its head in the sand.

a crocodile cant stick its tongue out.

in the county of Norfolk it is illegal to drive a car while your asleep.

the north American moose has 3 stomachs but only one arse
a bit like lisa riley
they are not so hard to tell apart from
the moose has smaller antlers,and better table manners

lol edit,sorry leese,shes a mate I think she will get the joke
well I hope so,cos she reads just chat :oops:

[kent f OBE]

Cosy luv I’m posting on your thread because you were moaning no one does :lol:

The short-term memory capacity for most people is between 5 and 9 items or digits. This is one of the reasons phone numbers were kept to 7 digits for so long.

[rogue trader]

aww bless kenty ty honeypeach
but im not moaning I don’t want sympathy
I just need lurve baby xx

[rogue trader]

p,s
cats cant fly in space.

[kent f OBE]

@rogue trader wrote:

aww bless kenty ty honeypeach
but im not moaning I don’t want sympathy
I just need lurve baby xx

You will get that from your new wife :wink:

[rogue trader]

oh yeh I forgot about her :shock:
if you are reading this Vicky I was only er messing about like :oops:
just checking flight times now luv xxxx

[Irish_Lucy]

In america its illegal to have se.x with a dead fish.

It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.

Your more likely to get bitten by a shark when in water.

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