"Things to Ponder"

“Things to Ponder”

1. Money is not everything. There is MasterCard & Visa.

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

3. Love the neighbor, but do not get caught.

4. Behind every successful man, there is one woman and behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.

5. Every man should marry after all; happiness is not the only thing
in life.

6. Wise never marry and when they marry, they become otherwise.

7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

8. Never put off the work until tomorrow what you can put off today.

9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

10. A good discussion is like a miniskirt. Short enough to pertain
interest and long enough to cover the subject

11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats
cause children.

12. Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.

13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.

14. “ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY” So what? Who is in a hurry?

15. “Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.”