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  • #295882

    ugo

    I voted none of the above because this option was`nt there ……

    ” Morning PB wow what a night eh , BTW meet Derek”
    (PB) “Did we have a curry last night cos my Bottom Hurts “
    (Derek) “Sniggers “
    (ugo) “Fancy giving us another Blow Job PB as youre really good at it “
    (Derek) ” Then me PB please “
    (PB) “Ok lads but how about both at once Mmmm “

    (PB`s Mobile Rings )

    (PB)…….” Its Martin my Boss shhhhhhhh…….” ” Bugger was meant to be on duty at JC an hour ago , gorra run boys , will be back later for desserts Mmmm Chow “

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #295883

    @ugo wrote:

    I voted none of the above because this option was`nt there ……

    ” Morning PB wow what a night eh , BTW meet Derek”
    (PB) “Did we have a curry last night cos my Bottom Hurts “
    (Derek) “Sniggers “
    (ugo) “Fancy giving us another Blow Job PB as youre really good at it “
    (Derek) ” Then me PB please “
    (PB) “Ok lads but how about both at once Mmmm “

    (PB`s Mobile Rings )

    (PB)…….” Its Martin my Boss shhhhhhhh…….” ” Bugger was meant to be on duty at JC an hour ago , gorra run boys , will be back later for desserts Mmmm Chow “

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Oh my fooking goodness! :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

    #295884

    how fooking gay are you ugo…………………………… :idea:

    #295885

    Ugo thats the funniest thing I’ve read in ages!! You really got into character.

    #295886

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Ugo thats the funniest thing I’ve read in ages!! You really got into character.

    Some might even suggest he was talking from experience…

    (I sincerely hope not !!!!! ….. Ed)

    #295887

    Now that would be a vidio night mare to watch :shock: :shock: :shock:

    #295888

    ugo

    (DING DONG ).

    ( Derek ) Hi PB your Back that was a quick one , “shift I mean “.
    (PB) Yes Martin was faffing about with some new tech but all`s i cud think about was last night
    (Derek ) Mmmm Yes its was a good one all right .
    (PB) Wheres ugo ?
    (Derek ) Had to go out on a Removal .
    (PB) Mmm Just the two of then eh ! .
    (Derek ) Come in PB & lets have some fun shall we ?
    (PB) God I thought you`d never ask .
    (Derek) Would you like a drink PB or shall we just get down to it
    (PB) Derek why dont you help with my trousers instead ,
    (Derek) Mmmm wow PB you are pleased to see me arnt you hehehe….
    (PB) ooooooo wow ooooo ooooo OOOOOH OOOOOH Derek arrrrr thats it Derek
    (Derek ) ok PB lets have you on all four`s I have something for you …..
    (PB) GOD YES DEREK ……Thats it shove it aaaaaahhh its in harder harder HARDER MAN.
    (Derek) GOD PB IM GOING TO CUM !!! arghhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes AHHHHHH PB.
    (PB) God DEREK i love being your Bit
    ch .
    (Derek ) You can be my Bitch anytime PB I love you man fanny
    (PB) Yes lets keep this to ourselves & leave ugo out of it
    (Derek) ok PB you,ve got it love !

    (PB) Thanks Derek now give us a kiss ,I`d better get back to justchat
    (Derek) mmmmmmWAH …..!
    (PB) Text me when he`s not about Del ,
    (Derek) will do lover.
    (PB) Chow for Now
    (Derek) Bye huni.

    (Door Closes)

    Stay tuned for more of the torrid affair of PB & Derek

    #295889

    Do please lock the door now its shut :?

    #295890

    do you need a tissue Ugo?

    #295891

    ugo

    I notice (PB) aint posting here ……… :-

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