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Diet tip of the day: eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.
How to become beautifull .
Ingredients :
2 ozs of patience
4 ozs of good will
1 cup of kindness
1 pinch of hope
1 bunch of faithTo the above ingredients add two handfulls of industry, one packet of prudence and a little sympathy. One handfull of humility must be added. Plus a jar brimful of syrup of good humour, season the mixture with good strong common sense, and simmer down togeather in the pan of daily content..
Always carry a pound of lard in your pocket.
If you ever get your head caught in some railings you can then grease your ears and slide out.
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@toybulldog wrote:
Always carry a pound of lard in your pocket.
If you ever get your head caught in some railings you can then grease your ears and slide out.
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With no doubt in my mind, you are a wise man :D
Thank you.
Also, save time when crossing one-way streets by only looking in the direction of incoming traffic.
@toybulldog wrote:
Thank you.
Also, save time when crossing one-way streets by only looking in the direction of incoming traffic.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
@toybulldog wrote:
Thank you.
Also, save time when crossing one-way streets by only looking in the direction of incoming traffic.
:lol:
hey Man Utd fans !
Why keep forking out hard-earned dosh each year on a myriad of expensive replica club shirts ?
Simply tape a large cardboard penis to your heads.
The effect will be exactly the same.
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@toybulldog wrote:
hey Man Utd fans !
Why keep forking out hard-earned dosh each year on a myriad of expensive replica club shirts ?
Simply tape a large cardboard penis to your heads.
The effect will be exactly the same.
.
[-X tut
@toybulldog wrote:
hey Man Utd fans !
Why keep forking out hard-earned dosh each year on a myriad of expensive replica club shirts ?
Simply tape a large cardboard penis to your heads.
The effect will be exactly the same.
.
Wise and creative :D
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