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Glaswegian interpreters wanted
A translation company seeking Glaswegian interpreters has said that it had been swamped with applications.
Today Translations is looking for people who understand the Glasgow accent and can translate it for puzzled visitors to the city.
Successful candidates will provide services such as interpreting during business meetings and on conference calls.If only’d known sooner..
Aye er, angus, wee, aye, argghh..
Translation..
Hi.. 8)
hilarious :lol:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
and it’s true Pete !
Wow :shock: :shock:
You are right Pete I understood all of that !! ( Makes a change on here ) :D :D
@pete wrote:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
I wish that was true at work! Would save me a lot of time editing!
Thoose-thaar Glasweejins’ll cert’ly need th’ol translairter dew they ever come round Cromer wuy, bor! Goo’t Hell bor, they speak a whool differt language up in Scotland, don’t tha? Tell ya ‘nother thing for nothin’ – I reck’n they don’t hev seven differt wuds for lobster pot up there, bor!
I rang a Scottish phone line once.. I was so horny, and so excited.. After two minutes, it had been like trying to sort out your phone bill with Virgin Media. :(
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