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@pikey wrote:
Write inane posts on message boards. :D
For instance, I was late to my brekkers today since when out shopping for a can of tomatoes I noticed a jogger chap had dropped his wallet. Now, being a community minded sort of fellow, I gave chase to return said wallet. Just my luck, it turned out I was chasing middle distance superstar Ivan Heshko. It took ages to catch the sod.
Also, when I was fourteen, as I explained at the time to my old French teacher Mr Renshaw, my mam used my homework to paper the budgie’s cage. This explains my failure to achieve academic success and also Jimbo the budgie’s recent securing of the philosophy professorship at the Sorbonne.
that made me laugh Pikey thanks .. :lol: :lol:
Smashing annoying gits like ice man in the head :lol: :lol:
dont take it personally SF..I got called a jerry-springer watching, trailer tramp that loves to eat at Burger king :lol:
@robyn wrote:
dont take it personally SF..I got called a jerry-springer watching, trailer tramp that loves to eat at Burger king :lol:
By whom?
Tux? :lol: I think he was having a bad day and i pissed him off…not purposely though.
@robyn wrote:
Tux? :lol: I think he was having a bad day and i pissed him off…not purposely though.
well get the sledgehammers and lets go smashing :lol: :lol: starting with the c/rap car :lol: :lol:
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@flirty-guy wrote:
@t‘iz Me wrote:
Unusual things i do;…
I walk around in circles whilst outside, i wave at aeroplanes, i smoke invisible cigarettes, i chase cats, i bark at the postman, i shout to men on bikes and tell them to stop because their wheels are going around, i train spot on minefields, i stop off in petrol stations, get the pump, and shout: “Oh damn, someone’s nicked my car,”, i read newspapers upside down,…. Some may say that it’s not as unusual as you may think. Do you agree?
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PML, thing is, is that i used to do some of the above!
It is TRUE that when i was younger, i used to wave at planes. Well, i was about 5, how was i to know they’d not really see me? 8-[
you mean they didn’t see you? :?
where I live people still point at planes :lol:
when i was younger, i always used to check my shoes for killer spiders before putting them on :)
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