Valntines chocs and stuff

MrCadbury met Miss Rowntree on a double decker
It was just After Eight
They got off at Quality Street
He asked her name.Polo,Im the one with the hole
She said with a Wispa
Im Marathon the one with the nuts,he replied
He touched her Cream Eggs,which was a Kinder Surprise for her
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers
Which made her Ripple
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs
Soon there were heart throbs
It was Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight
But 3 days later his Sherbet Dip Dabs started to itch
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett
And he had Allsorts