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After much consultation the following members of JC have been enlisted into the Virtual Nutters Hall Of Fame for disservice to the internet.
In alphabetical order…
Geoff…services to the web cam and Andrex toilet roll industry for increased sales after his shenanigans.
GG…services to the injectable steroid and botox industry for complete wánkers who love themselves.
Hugh Mungus…services to the Willy Wonka chocolate factory for standing in as an umpa lumpa recently although he was still too small.
Jooly…services to Weight Watchers and Roger Rabbit vibrators for services to lonely housewives who want it bad.
Kentlass…services to the farming industry for the bumper harvest amassed during her sterling work as a stand-in scarecrow recently.
Owen Kash…services to the sleeping pils and pillow society for insomniacs with extreme cases.
Pats…services to the plastic surgery industry for experiments on how to repair her lopsided arsé although they failed miserably.
Pikey…services to literature and intellectual speaking.
Soulie…services to Drugs Awareness trying to answer the life long question as to why he always looks stoned and Mr Kiplings for eating too many pies.
Tommy Toxen…services to the Mental Health Act and Gobbledegook Society for talking more cráp than the average crackpot.
I hope these people thank me for being in a generous mood today. :twisted:
@Hypo Crit wrote:
After much consultation the following members of JC have been enlisted into the Virtual Nutters Hall Of Fame for disservice to the internet.
In alphabetical order…
Geoff…services to the web cam and Andrex toilet roll industry for increased sales after his shenanigans.
GG…services to the injectable steroid and botox industry for complete wánkers who love themselves.
Hugh Mungus…services to the Willy Wonka chocolate factory for standing in as an umpa lumpa recently although he was still too small.
Jooly…services to Weight Watchers and Roger Rabbit vibrators for services to lonely housewives who want it bad.
Kentlass…services to the farming industry for the bumper harvest amassed during her sterling work as a stand-in scarecrow recently.
Owen Kash…services to the sleeping pils and pillow society for insomniacs with extreme cases.
Pats…services to the plastic surgery industry for experiments on how to repair her lopsided arsé although they failed miserably.
Pikey…services to literature and intellectual speaking.
Soulie…services to Drugs Awareness trying to answer the life long question as to why he always looks stoned and Mr Kiplings for eating too many pies.
Tommy Toxen…services to the Mental Health Act and Gobbledegook Society for talking more cráp than the average crackpot.
I hope these people thank me for being in a generous mood today. :twisted:
Just thought id quote this to save any deletion since its the same names as the last list from ‘Reality Hurts’ :? :D
I though i might have got called an attention seeker at least
I missed it last week, but must admit Jooly, i’ve seen better hun :lol:
:D kentys med me giggle…………….. :oops: :oops:
I liked the last one.
Looks like they had a humour transpant. :?
nothing wrong with being called a fat bas tard too
you never heard mike gatting complain
you do have an issue with ducks dont you :?
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