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25 February, 2008 at 9:49 pm #9425
Police today issued the following urgent warning…………….
Police are warning all men who frequent parties, pubs & clubs to be alert and remain cautious when offered drink by any women…………..
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ‘Beer’………….
The drug is found in liquid form and is available pretty well anywhere, and is sold in cans, bottles, on tap or in kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male ‘victims’ to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few pints of beer and simply ask him home for no-strings attached sex…………
Men are rendered helpless by this approach, after a few beers they will often succumb to the desire to sleep with totally horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to…………
After drinking beer men often awaken only with a hazy memory of what happened to them the night before, often with the vague feeling that ‘something bad’ happened to them………….
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a ‘relationship’. In extreme cases the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a much longer form of servitude and punishment known as ‘marriage’. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female…………..
Please forward this warning to every male you know…………
If you have fallen victim to the ‘beer’ scam and the women administering it there are male support groups you may contact to discuss details of your horror story with similarly victimized men…………
Pick up your local phone book and look up ‘Golf Courses’
25 February, 2008 at 11:07 pm #314348pmsl :D :D :D :D
26 February, 2008 at 3:28 am #314349Sharon,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Excellent !!!! Once again, well done. Gave me a laugh, it did. (also, makes me want to avoid parties, pubs, etc.) lol
Regards,
Melech26 February, 2008 at 6:35 am #314350Loving your work
26 February, 2008 at 6:40 am #314351golf courses hahaha like it sharon
27 February, 2008 at 7:24 pm #314352i am that man ffs
27 February, 2008 at 7:59 pm #314353lol lancs!
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