What f00ked you off (part two )

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

esme sometimes,Just sometimes .. im no very keen on ye :)

That’s not what ye said in bed last night when I gave ye a peek up my wincyette nightie.. :oops:

I couldnt see anything for entire branches o sticky willies,half a raspberry bush,2 tatties and a seagull with the runs,, that i prepared earlier !

Right..it’s time to take positive action in the form of..VELCRO.
Simply VELCRO all your clothing with the hooked side of the VELCRO and VELCRO your bank card/mobile phone/spectacles/chocolate eclairs with the loop side of the VELCRO. Then stick ’em together
Problem sorted.

Last week I lost my phone and eclairs (returned the next day)
tv remote (found deep down the side of the settee where I also found a one armed pair of glasses that i had lost weeks ago and are now totally flat, and a whole cigarette)
My clocking in and discount card for work (i’d put it in someone elses jacket pocket)
This week I’ve lost and found my mobile again
but grrrrrrrrrrrr I’ve lost my bank card and had to cancel it and i can’t get to a bank all weekend

and I wondered why i couldnt raise a smile today

It will take more than velcro to sort me out
(maybe a shag will help)

whoops, did I just say that :oops:

don’t like the colour :(

no