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But i’m offering to take “CLEAN” photo’s. :lol:
Ps, did you hold your breath? :lol: :lol: :lol:
spoilsport @ woohoo lol.
and no I bloody well did not, now sod off skivvy lol
Oi.. :lol:
This email
SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on…
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!Go on now – go! , Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find you out!?
Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size don’t count??!!Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good s e x,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed![Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good s e x,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!Soz had to edit it… :roll:
class! :lol:
Just got in contact with an old school friend! 8) :D
A lovely lovely lady in B & Q today. After hearing her life story, her partially hearing mine, meeting a colleagues baby who was on maternity leave (for ffs, I have a baby, doesn’t mean I ‘do’ babies :lol: ), I finally got an arrangement for a man to come out and plan my bathroom. Seriously thou, she was so nice 8)
The c00nt Ops mean the old man has gone back to work WHOOHOOOOOOOOO
Freedommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rangers getting a 0-0 with Sporting Lisbon. Not a great result, but the clean sheet at home could be vital for the second leg. But WTF was that carry on with two Lisbon players being stretchered off inside the first 12 minutes, only for both players to make a sudden quick recovery and get back on?!
A few of them were coming the c*nt.
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